Timothée Chalamet Will Continue Playing Sh**heads Until He Gets An Oscar

One thing is very clear, Timothée Chalamet wants that little gold statue, and he’s going to keep playing pieces of sh** until we give it to him. Look, we didn't give him the Oscar this year (for good reason, Michael B. Jordan ruled in Sinners), and he's surely going to go full Leo in The Revenant. I'm here to see where he goes after Sci-fi Sand Movie Part 3.

28 Years Later Review – A Surreal Evolution of Zombie Formula

28 Years Later is deeply weird—in the best way possible. While it’s still a zombie movie at its core, it also doubles as a surrealist meditation on death, managing to hit hard emotionally. Danny Boyle sheds some of the tension and horror that defined earlier entries in the franchise, and in doing so, creates something new.

Friendship Review – Mustaches, Mayhem, and Making Friends in the Worst Way

Friendship (2025) feels like an extended play of Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave Half the jokes are laugh-out-loud funny, while the other half made me want to see just how far I could press into my theater seat.

Sinners Review – Cousins, Gothic Vibes, and Spiritual Steel Guitar

Sinners (2025) is an engrossing mix of Southern gothic horror, wonderful music, and incredible cinematography. Directed by Ryan Coogler (Black Panther, Creed) and starring Miles Caton and Michael B. Jordan, it evolves the formula from From Dusk Till Dawn into a captivating and surprising fever dream.

Black Bag Movie Review: Spies, Lies, and Mixed Bags

Snappy dialogue, spies, and sexual tension are a near perfect recipe for a Steven Soderbergh film, but somehow Black Bag doesn’t always hit for me.

A Real Pain is a Joy to Watch – Film Review

A Real Pain is about the most cringe-inducing time I have spent watching a movie in recent memory, and yet it manages to be enjoyable.

Lake of the Damned – A Zombie-Laden Camp Horror Novella – OUT NOW!

End-of-summer camping is supposed to be a peaceful experience. Jen just wants her parents to stop fighting long enough to roast s'mores, Donna is scheming to overcharge rubes for fireside tarot readings, and Jerry is looking to finish a few cheap beers in peace. But at Lake Lobo, not everything is as it seems. Beneath the dark waters, evil is rising—and if the campers want to make it out alive, they'll have to fight for their lives.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Is The Sequel I Didn’t Need But Loved

Beetlejuice is a film that probably didn’t need a sequel, but now that we have one, I couldn’t be happier.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Review

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire drops the adversarial ‘versus’ of the previous film in the series, and unfortunately loses some of the fun conflict with it.