The First Ambassador to Crustacea

What is The First Ambassador to Crustacea?

The First Ambassador to Crustacea is a novella (very short novel/long short story) and it’s about to be the first crab-based, political, sci-fi comedy on the New York Times Best Seller list. It was recently fully funded on Kickstarter and will be releasing Fall 2022! Here’s a link to the first chapter if you want to read a sample! While you wait, enjoy this magnificent cover art from Michael Plondaya.

Praise from Beta Readers

“The spirit of vintage sci-fi is gushing out of this thing. I love it!” – M.T. Roberts, Author of The Ghost in the Grass

“A very strange, often very funny journey. It crabwalks right into your heart on buttery smooth legs and lays eggs in your left ventricle. A must-read.” – Nick Dorsey, Author of The Immortal Phinneas Gauge

“Engaging, interesting read, and can be enjoyed in a single sitting (which I highly recommend.)” – Vanessa Krauss, Author of One Aon Fatality

Bootleg E-Books?!

Look, if you’ve made it this far, I’ll let you in on a secret… As a self-published book, I can sell digital copies however I want. So, if you missed the Kickstarter and want early access, you can snag a digital copy AVAILABLE NOW right here. Only $5, that’s a hell of a deal for a 64-page, crab-based sci-fi odyssey that everyone is going to be talking about in a month’s time.

Get in early, and then go review it on Goodreads!


The First Ambassador to Crustacea (Early Digital Copy)

This will be delivered within 24-hours in the format of your choosing! An e-mail confirmation will be sent with your copy after purchase.